O Little Kettle Do Not Die
O little kettle do not die
And go to that kitchen cupboard in the sky
You’ve always provided the amber nectar
For the builder, the plumber and the local rector
The man who sells insurance in his three piece suit
And half the women’s institute
O little kettle do not die.
O little kettle do not die
My list is getting ever longer
From weak to medium to a little stronger
From no milk, no sugar to baby tea
To only one or I’ll need a wee
O little kettle do not die.
O little kettle do not die
You’ll be missed by the teapot and I
You’ll be missed more than we know
And by anyone wanting a cappuccino
You were always on hand for every ask
To fill a Pot Noodle or a flask
O little kettle do not die.
O little kettle do not die
Without the chance to say goodbye
You were a good help to this old bloke
Especially when the immersion broke
You were a good help on many jobs
A credit to that Russell Hobbs
O little kettle do not die.