Sorry I didn’t mention it, I was going to of course
I’ve been meaning to tell you my story about meeting a racist horse.
Of all the animal oddities, you can add this to the list
And I’ve got a letter from Nigel Farage that confirms such things exist.
So don’t think I’ve lost the plot and am as mad as a hatter
What follows is a torrent or stream of equine racist patter, like:
We don’t feel safe in our beds
We’re overrun with foreign thoroughbreds
I’ve noticed a shortfall in my pay
They’ll work all week for a bale of hay.
They just come here for an easy life
All handed to them on a plate
They’re only here five minutes
and they get a free stable on the state.
They say they bring a rich culture
Something we should consider a factor
But my family go back generations here
Even before the tractor.
If they make it over from the continent
They’ve accomplished half their goals
And they’ll be guaranteed some handouts
With a wife and 19 foals.
At this point I had to speak
And say “That’s a bit strong
There’s only a few over here
And they’ve not been here long”.
He said “It’s alright for you
You’ve got a house, a car, and a job
No one’s pointing the hoof at you
Saying you’re an idle slob”.
He continues, “This is the way I live my life
That’s why I am showing no remorse”.
I never thought I’d see the like
A fecking racist horse.